1) I’n pretty sure Chobani gets their legal expenses paiud, over and above their 10k. Tgat’s standard.

The amount was symbolic. What Chobani wanted to do was make this asshole eat his words and they have succeeded in doing that.

Found it. Apology starts at 45 seconds. The vid creator had the ingenious idea to queue Jones’s original chest puffing ahead of it, lol.

The lawsuit wasn’t about the money whatsoever. I love Chobani for this. In fact, I would have loved if they sued for $1 of damages.

I hope a lawyer can confirm but perhaps they just wanted to drag him into court/get a retraction and never cared about the money. Which, if true, is fucking awesome.

Chobani sought only just $10,000? That’s being veryyyyyyy generous. I would’ve guessed at least low six figures.

Really, this is a missed opportunity. The lede photograph is that of slug Alex Jones, when it could be jinni’s boyfriend (NB Hamdi does not yet know that he is jinni’s boyfriend. Soon, soon), the luscious Mr. Ulukaya?

Your weekly reminder that Alex Jones is only 43 years old. Seriously, how does someone age so rapidl... oh wait, yes, I see it now.

Jones isn’t cultured enough to appreciate good yogurt.

Seeing as Alex Jones has a body that resembles warm yogurt poured into a hefty bag, I find this fitting.

Horseshit! How can Kipnis be critical of the “infantilization” by the “system” which strips women of their sexual agency, whilst denying these same women their sexual agency to decide what is or is not consensual? Fuck.

Pretty sure Kipniss is among the 53% of college educated white women who voted for Trump.

Let me interject a brief reality check: single non-hideous men with good jobs (or, in this case, an international reputation and not without charm) don’t have to work that hard to get women to go to bed with them in our century.

I found that excerpt bizarre, she’s basically saying “you think men sometimes get women drunk on purpose so they can take advantage of them? What a ridiculous suggestion!” Like, what fantasy world is she living in?

Let me interject a brief reality check: single non-hideous men with good jobs (or, in this case, an international reputation and not without charm) don’t have to work that hard to get women to go to bed with them in our century.

Fuuuck.

In Unwanted Advances, Kipnis suggests that both of the women who accused Ludlow were lying or, at least, misguided by university administrations who have stripped them of their rights to engage in consensual relationships with “powerful” men like Ludlow.

Behold, the ‘Cool Girl’ of academics. I hope this brings her everything she wants in life ... the respect of perverts

I suppose a professor could pressure a student to drink. Still, there’s the sinister implication that if a professor could, he’d want to. Why exactly? Oh right—so that he could force her into sex.

I’m guessing Kipnis may have had feelings for a certain someone and is now pissed off for what happened to her paramour.