This story and more like it can be found in Chico Escuela’s next book “Bad Stuff ‘Bout Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.”

Make like a tree and get outta here.

“Interlocking my hands BEHIND my head and exhaling sharply”

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

Bush I is a WW2 vet that survived jumping out of a fighter plane. Ford was an all-America lineman at Michigan. I think both could kick some ass if needed.

Obama haters 2008 to 2016: He’s a socialist! He is going to take all of your hard earned money and give it to poor people!

So, we’re just letting the “You are headed to Area 51" thing slide?

A high school friend of mine was a long time scoutmaster for his 3 sons. When the BSA decided to end the ban on gay scouts, he immediately left scouting, pulled his sons out of their Boy Scout/Cub Scout troops and formed a Trail Life troop.

Trump is 70 years old; mows down KFC, Big Macs, and taco bowls on a regular basis; and looks like 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag. I’m not sure he can get through a 4 year term.

Thought it was a tribute to Prince from the Batdance video.

Will Craig Mazin be contributing?

It’s Kubiak from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose with a beard.