Saying “I don’t virtue signal” is virtual signaling, numbnuts. 

Clown. 

Money sent, and I expect video confirmation of your condom skills in addition to my investment return. 

I’m mostly weirded out at the idea of a gaming clan using Facebook as their primary social platform including their photo storage and gallery instead of literally anything else. Are they older?

It depends on the skin color of the child in question. If the child is white, they’re a child as pure (and as white) as the driven snow up until they’re 18. If they’re any other skin pigmentation, especially if they’re black, they can be tried as adults in criminal court. Thus lies the breaking point of American…

Hoes mad (x24)

This aged well.

Does your back hurt from moving the goalposts so much, or have you built up a tolerance after years of unquestionable bowing to your corporate overlords?

Remember that article a few years ago (it seems like a few years ago, at least..) covering StudioFOW that was well-researched and nuanced despite the relatively extreme content? Remember how that was a pretty great article?

There’s an argument to be made that buying the game and then not participating in the moneymaking scam creates a conversion metric of 0, a statistic that the numbercrunchers that watch these games can recognize as a demonstration of a business model that’s failing.

Does this make FilipinoChamp and ChrisG the John Cena and Randy Orton of the UMVC3 circuit? 

You’d be surprised at how often this happens.

Arsene, not Arsense.

Delicious salt.

I’m gonna go ahead and make a guess here...

David Cage continues to portray women poorly in his games.

Well fellas, looks like we screwed the pooch on this one. We walked right into the wide-open, gaping trap that the anti-games screws were waiting for.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

I’ll help.

Nowadays the terms for that sort of phenomenon are ‘reads’ or ‘yomi’. Basically the concept of ‘reading’ what you’re opponent is going to do next.