Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Thats why I drive a Citroen.

And here, in the English countryside, we see a rare and magnificent sight. The mass mating of the British hatchbacks. Hatchbacks from old to new gather once every couple of years under the fog to mate. They search for their partners in the fog and then proceed to force their way towards them, a risky but worthy…

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"

I also go to another midwest college town (one of your biggest rivals), and our campus has a lot of international students from China and Korea with absurdly expensive cars. There are 2 R8s on campus, 2 Maserati Gran Turismos, 3 Quattroportes, 2 GTRs, doznes of BMWs, Audis and the bad Porsches (Cayennes and…

You don't need to lie to us Ralph. We all know what your real reaction was.

It's not just salesmen, but all men are portrayed as bumbling nincompoops that need help buying yogurt or figuring out why it's called Applejacks. They can just take it to the extreme point with car salesmen, because they are the lowest of the low.

How about matte blue? Matte blue! I'm a fan of things that are blue.

Replace the rotors with every pad change.... seriously?!

The best one isn't even German

Lets be real.

I always thought they were powered by the rider's sense of self-importance.

There's a first time for everything. There was probably a time that someone would have said Chevy would never use SS or RS for anything that wasn't a significant performance upgrade. Same for TRD

Voila

Somehow, that GT40 just doesn't look particularly worried about it.

Crazy People's Dudley Moore was just a head of his time.

Planning next vacation to the U.K. Will bring camera phone.

You realize Ferrari doesn't give a fuck about what people like you think?