Yeah...that phenomenon is actually less uncommon than you might think.

I've got two stories:

I was a lousy, part-time bartender in college. One day, just as we opened, a middle aged Englishman comes in and sits at the bar. Asks for a Prairie Oyster. I let him know that I cannot serve him a drink that contains a raw egg in it. He asks why. I tell him it's the bar's rule.

My waiter memories: asking folks how their food is a few minutes after they get it, them saying fine and then telling me what was all wrong with it as I'm clearing their empty plate.

Which means I'm probably also the only one here who finds humor in the Darwin Awards.

Sounds like someone has too much free time on their hands at their security job. Don't worry, one day you'll have your opportunity to be that guy with ALL THAT POWER. You will get to tackle all the girls that might be walking behind someone else.

More like you have this strange ability to look at people in riot gear, assume they are always right, and seek to serve them.

Wait, $25K?

Admit it, the only reason why you wrote this article is to have an excuse to post the Maleficent gif.

This is why God invented the taser.

It's about time this shit happens. Florida needs more unicorns.

Can someone point to the part where this guy deserved to be bumrushed by half a dozen cops in riot gear?

I really like how he inadvertently gestured to her when he said "there's a firefighter there now".

While they pose in their palace the British aristocracy in the form of our old Etonian millionaire government are carrying out the most vicious attack on the living standards of ordinary people in living memory. The very poor and disabled people are particular targets. All the while false moral panics are fanned…

Good for Kesha. And I know it's for the kids but seriously, is Pharell Williams wearing a Spongebob hoodie? And no hat?

A docu-series is allowed to be boring and uneventful. If she was still drinking and had a sassy gay sidekick it would be a reality show.