Rude boys sez it's Dubstep Dragon, ya mon.

STRONGLY agree. The author's focus in this article seems meandering and overly granular, so much so that the big important details are buried in it. Critical details should be easy to find!

Congratulations, you just ruined my morning.

Would the author care to mention that the voice belongs to one JK Simmons?

It's there but the line is so faint you can't see it.

Ah I love it when people reduce a country of 300,000,000 citizens to a few convenient stereotypes. It's almost therapeutic. We're not all TMZ

None of the steps you listed are done by people. The cans are process, filled, and sealed by machines. There are plenty of opportunities.

Steve Jobs, early 2010 at D8 Conference SAID:

You know what? I'm really happy people don't write "after the jump" anymore. It pissed me off then and it pisses me off now. Such a stupid thing to say. I KNOW it's after the break. I KNOW there's more to read if I WANT TO. Sorry, off-topic, but thank god that's dead. That said, why does he say it here, and so WAY…

It's odd, because although I find this story very believable, it's the very believability that makes it suspect. Especially since her posture in the conversation is so flawless... I'm just apprehensive about it.

YOU SIR, are AWESOME. I just finished reading "13 Things That Don't Make Sense", which covered this topic, and I've been fascinated by this, and I was WHOLLY UNSATISFIED by the coverage above. OF course, this isn't a Science site, but the piece itself was so uninvested in the story that I may not have ever tried…

This is totally suspicious, Im more willing to believe that he does this stuff than im willing to believe this is a real conversation. I hope that makes sense.

WE know, we know, it's just that "rubbish" just sounds so *cute* to us Americans. It's not a real word, you know, like "garbage". It's an "-ish" word. So playful! Garbage sounds, you know, REAL. It embodies the rejection of colonialism. Wait, what?

SO like, does SOCOM stand for anything?

You're criticizing the realism of a movie made by the chick who did POINT BREAK. Let's all think about that for a second.

Your points are sound, but you still can't blame someone for fearing this result. This is still a very new marketplace, and there's always the possibility of a new end user agreement loophole that the developers could convince apple to enforce. It's continually evolving, and I wouldn't be so blase' to assume anything…

I have the english version of "Merry Cook" in my drawer at my parent's house. I also have a dual screen game and watch (no idea what its called). They are in perfect working order save for the missing battery covers. They worth anything?

It bothers me how people get upset over cruelty to animals more than cruelty to other people. He did a LONG term in prison. Every one deserves a second chance. The basest of acts? No, murdering people is the basest of acts. In many countries they eat dogs. We eat cows, animals that show just as much intelligence as…

Kristen Schaal is everyone's favorite batshit crazy ex-girlfriend that we can't help but love and be terrified of. SO the voice is really part of it...