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Some commentary on this would be awesome, too. :D

My crystal ball has malware.

Asperger's FTW

Let's all learn to love fat America

@Young-King-Ady: HA, you obviously don't know burlesque. It's always ugly. No one knows!

It's not singing at all. It's playing a stupid recording out of its mouth.

@Nick Edge: "If it's not selling, it's not working" - Ogilvie (big NY ad agency).

Perhaps we should ask the parents.

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: YEs, but in the 80's it looked cool, as did a lot of things that today look like toasters.

@jedimaster: Work _THAT_ heel, Anna Wintour!

Won't that shit be sharp as shit?

@PrisonBreakShaker: That's kind of weird. I would rather be masturbated to, out of malice, than be maced. Because the first one doesn't actually cause me any physically measurable distress.

@Deckard: Looks like a trip to the local Salvation Army to me...

From the looks of this article all these players only play terrible music!

too boring to even comment!

This feels like a press-release. What is the substantiative difference between cartridges and discs? That's totally unaddressed in this article. No argument is made for why the medium matters at all, actually. It's thin. Like a press release. It even ends with a promotion!

@Gargus: It had a naked man, but I guess we aren't being sexist or anything. Oh yeah you're being 100% totally sexist.

@EderC: Totally man! I'm completely bummed, stuck in my hydroelectric submarine with wings forced to fly Obama to a keg party in Moscow, thought i'd be home by eight to play metroid but now I have to pick up some super models in Russia and take them to a whip cream festival in Munich.

@madarter: And why did they mention she was in the shower?