That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

I agree, but I like this Pens team better. They’ve played high level throughout the season and have continued to play strong since the All-Star break, unlike last year’s cluster fuck of a start to the season. They’re more dangerous than you’re giving them credit for, and I absolutely think they have a good shot at…

Excellent comment. Gave me a good laugh.

Hey, it could theoretically happen!

One more Loser’s Point based President’s Trophy, one more 1st round playoff exit. Kinda feel bad for Ovie.

So if we wind up with a Washington vs. San Jose Stanley Cup final, how can they both choke themselves out of winning the series?

This trade gives the Capitals a good chance to make it past the second round.

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

It’s like poetry, man.

lynx, not wolf. DUH