With all due respect to Gen. McMaster, he’s no Gen. Mattis, blessed be his name forever.

Yeah, but who gives a fuck?

Yeah, because every Mexican only wears the FINEST sombreros and serapes. EYEROLL. Also, you can’t think of the “gringo” (offensive) equivalent? I wonder why! Maybe because the whole world already appropriates our culture. You can see MLB caps in every country of the world. You can see our blue jeans and hear our music…

We gotta do better, all folks, moron.

“Sometimes I think white people are just pure sadists. I can’t understand why they hate our children so fucking much.”

How does wearing a sombrero or a serape perpetuate offensive stereotypes?

Did they say he was Stephen Speilberg? No. They said he was a filmmaker. He made films.

Your use of “journalism” made me chuckle. If you were expecting journalism, might I recommend another site?

Your bigotry is showing.

Not drawing any conclusions here (and full disclosure: I’m an Ohio State fan from Cleveland), but why would he say there was no intercourse if he knows there was a rape kit done, which he surely does? The opposite question you posed (“Why would she get a rape kit done if there was no sexual intercourse between them?”)…

Why can’t this be a +1 for Canadians rather than an opportunity to rip Americans? I think it’s cool as shit that they pulled this off.

And that, kids, is why you run everything out.

#sharetheroad

Did someone just worry that someone’s “hair journey was being minimized” with a straight face? I say this not as a person of any particular race but as a person who cares about substance far more than style: I don’t care about anyone’s hair journey, if that is indeed A Thing, and I care even less about how strangers’…

The Patriots report that they had 36 players visit last time and 34 visit this time.

He’s a man. He’s 40.

I’m being satirically Christian bitchy.

That the Penguins are not a complete dumpster fire is a small miracle. No Letang, no Hagelin, no Murray, and no Kunitz. There isn’t another team in hockey that could lose four pieces like that as well as experience extended injuries to Evgeni Malkin, Trevor Daley, Olli Maatta, Conor Sheary, and Bryan Rust throughout…

Either way, fuck off. That’s very Christian of me.

That’s a good one too. You guys are really witty.