Meanwhile, at the same time they’re doing this, a bunch of children die of malnutrition.

My brain hurts. I love you.

Too bad you’re both slightly mistaken! There’s no “Luke” (and thus, no “Finn”) in the original version.

Actually, his comment implies that Vader said “No, Luke. I am your father”, which he didn’t. It’s just “No, I am your father”. Nerd Nerdy McNerdinson out.

Nope.

Gross.

You need a trick to remember that?

Get fucked by a lawnmower.

Fuck you forever.