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So Stephen A Smith was right about Brady destroying his phone. This kind of wrecks havoc with my narrative of the Universe.

He's backbackbackbackbackback in the unemployment line.

He probably just decided to join the Alouettes on a lark.

Jesus that didn’t take long...

Given the hell I got in school in South Alabama for being different (because I was ostensibly from Indiana, of all places), these reactions seem entirely plausible.

Fuck that I want to see Curry and LeBron go at it.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

Shut up

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

How in the fuck has no one said the Utah Jazz!?

Best fans in baseball

Because Darren Wilson did nothing wrong.

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

Michael Vick did a few years in prison for torturing dogs and he got picked up. It's laughably stupid a Deadspin writer thinks no one will pick up Ray Rice.

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.