There is a difference though. I was born a couple years before Edelman and I am technically a millenial, but all the cultural horseshit that style section writers pin on the generation don’t necessarily fit me. I remember a time before the internet.

Every time I see a statement like this, I want to drop the person off in the boondocks where some good ol boys will make them squeal like a pig.

There’s no way they beat Toronto, Boston AND Baltimore.

It’s not like twice as many people turned out for the Democratic primary and the loser there (Bernie) got way more votes than Trump.

Vote Trump then

I am pretty sure that Matthew Boyle (the Breitbart writer) spends most of his time drinking ‘Dew and ‘bating in his apartment.

But how far can he punt a football?

Try to buy heroin or crack up there now and there’s a decent chance it will be from someone “from away.” Ever since LePage and the legislature effectively shut down prescription pills, heroin use skyrocketed. White people started making big buys in the ghetto to meet demand and the people selling them eventually went…

Disney has a lot more $$$ than Gawker

He forgot all the people that are hot for her because they are scared shitless of him becoming President.

“We’re Pedro Martinez and the Packers are our daddy,” Don’t sully one of the greatest pitchers ever with the stink of this franchise.

tzatziki sauce

Vermin Supreme as peacemaker, that’s the kind of leadership we could use in the White House.

If you’re talking ESPN then it’s because it’s based in Bristol, Conn and regularly poaches people from Boston to work there.

That Jeter sucks A-rod.

That’s what the bars are for, you non-alcoholic fitness fascist.

The August putsch in the Soviet Union. Though, mainly because Hurricane Bob was going on outside and we were wondering if we’d lose power.

No

A) That bear is one of those weak Asian bears. B) Bear that don’t take no sass shit at the dude who was giving him sass.

Knausgaard writes really long-form, but he does a good job of writing in detail about his darker sides. Wanting to fuck a child he was teaching, breaking into a woman’s house drunk at night and then just staring at her, cutting his face for no reason, throwing a glass at his brother’s face in an outburst of repressed…