But how far can he punt a football?

Try to buy heroin or crack up there now and there’s a decent chance it will be from someone “from away.” Ever since LePage and the legislature effectively shut down prescription pills, heroin use skyrocketed. White people started making big buys in the ghetto to meet demand and the people selling them eventually went…

Disney has a lot more $$$ than Gawker

He forgot all the people that are hot for her because they are scared shitless of him becoming President.

“We’re Pedro Martinez and the Packers are our daddy,” Don’t sully one of the greatest pitchers ever with the stink of this franchise.

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Vermin Supreme as peacemaker, that’s the kind of leadership we could use in the White House.

If you’re talking ESPN then it’s because it’s based in Bristol, Conn and regularly poaches people from Boston to work there.

That Jeter sucks A-rod.

That’s what the bars are for, you non-alcoholic fitness fascist.

The August putsch in the Soviet Union. Though, mainly because Hurricane Bob was going on outside and we were wondering if we’d lose power.

No

A) That bear is one of those weak Asian bears. B) Bear that don’t take no sass shit at the dude who was giving him sass.

Knausgaard writes really long-form, but he does a good job of writing in detail about his darker sides. Wanting to fuck a child he was teaching, breaking into a woman’s house drunk at night and then just staring at her, cutting his face for no reason, throwing a glass at his brother’s face in an outburst of repressed…

“Giancarlo Stanton, what did that baseball do to you?”

It moved past him on every AB he doesn’t hit it out of the park.

Every fan base pulls that shit. Knicks fans booed Kritsaps and now he’s the King of their shitty kingdom.

That program ignores volume, which is an important aspect of any lifting program. It’s more intermediate than for beginners, I’d say.

I’ve often heard NPB is like Quadruple A. It’s not the same quality, but IMO if Ichiro had been here his entire career he would have beat Rose years ago since they play more games here.

Those were garbage compared to 2. I want to be a fluffer and ride in a Scientology rocket.

White people invented basketball