I refuse to believe some Seahawks player is Maine’s number one selling throwback.

Go watch the Act of Killing on Netflix and then keep trying to say how wonderful this country was during the Cold War.

But his name is Foggy and it’s terrible

I am pretty sure they’ll just write about how the team wanted to pay Jamie Collins instead

The Jets can’t win until 2020

It’s just too expensive to build

Lebron shoulda been the finals MVP last year so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

My bet is he’ll keep it in his back pocket in case they have a losing record over the first couple weeks

Strong is the best companion because he orgasms when you’re doing good killing, which is what Fallout 4 is all about.

I don’t think dogs care if you make fun of them for being mentally retarded on the internet

As a Celtics fan, I really care about the Nets this year and the next two.

Papi keeps it 100 though

But I thought that Kipsacks was the new Dick Nowtitzki

Marshawn was so unstoppable from the goal line that he scored 1/5 times last season.

Chocolate isn’t sweet on its own and that’s a savory application that has existed a lot longer than Hershey’s or Lindt so there’s nothing weird about it in context. It’s way different than Japanese putting beef in sundaes.

Mole predates our modern conception of chocolate by so long that it does not belong on this list.

In so doing, he lived the dream of 50% of male Patriot fans

Maryland drivers have the highest psycho quotient in the Northeast Megalopolis area, edging out Connecticut

Rack deadlifts are horseshit

I was far from the only one: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid…