Lies, heroin is.

You forgot Kyrie.

To be fair, the episode did include the line “The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.”

This is the United States of America - use while not whilst.

Where is getting run over by a lawnmower?

Why doesn’t Odell Beckham get suspended for wearing performance enhancing gloves?

I know he’s done some dumb stuff to cater to Grantland’s BS, but generally Andy Greenwald is a good TV writer.

To be fair, his best writing was mostly in the 70s.

Not all of Ulster is in the UK - Cavan is in the Republic of Ireland.

Gronk forgot how to read and write after being hit in the head too many times in pop warner. They just kept advancing him so the school football teams would win.

He has a couple babymamas so his actual testicles are definitely inflated to 12.5 PSI.

Why does anyone watch that garbage anyways? I only want to know who my team got and I can just read that.

Not to mention the gist of the comment I was responding to is moronic: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans….

According to the New York Times - our national paper of record - there were like 100 people around the ballpark and nearby breaking shit. Letting out a bunch of drunk white bros would’ve made shit a lot worse.

Sounds like someone doesn’t want to add a bunch of drunk white people to the rioting protesters.

I’m good twice a year for that.

Sounds like Lawrie is a dumbass. At least he’s really good at sports.

I used to work at Subway, which sucked. I got a lot fatter, but I do that sometimes anyways (being around their subs and free fountain drinks definitely didn’t help). But your criticism of their tuna and vegetables outside of lettuce is wrong. The lettuce came in pre-shredded, but we had to cut up all the other stuff…

You can find it anywhere on in the Northeast. I grew up in Maine and it was everywhere.

Pop and Belichick are just as bad as he is.