Did he eat too much Denny's before the match? Because that's the only thing that ever made my farts so lethal.

I am so disappointed that he didn't wind up on the Blues

How dreamy is Tom Brady IRL?

At least the Red Sox got Andrew Bailey for this guy...

I grew up in Maine and they brought it to my elementary school for a couple days, I am pretty sure the bagged milk wasn't from Ontario.

You forgot that they drink milk from bags

I'm really glad you included a link to a completely unbiased news source.