Olympics 2028 in Los Angeles. Host City gets to add 2 sports. Nascar and Drag Racing! Pit stop speed is the team event.

He should be mocked and ostracized like he's Bruce Chutback.

Thats the joke.

Mine's been known to make a nice Manhattan as well

I buy it. Squirrels are fucking assholes.

Why don’t they just make the key fob out of tin foil?

The holster also stays on.

Find out what happens, when people stop being polite, and try to drive…

That idiot is lucky. If one of his tires was off just 1 psi ... disaster 

Cant fuck with CHIPS

Probably from his Instagram live feed

This is California, so he will do 6 months for the burglary, suspended license for the reckless driving, and 7 years for illegally driving in the ev/carpool lane.

How did these attorneys make it to become Supreme Court judges?

I did not at all suggest that autonomous vehicles will lead to racial equality. I claimed that - and standby — the premise that we will have self-driving cars before we have true racial equality.

“You just assume that self-driving cars are the answer to all problems when there is zero evidence of that.”

Yes, I am sure that this easily implemented “effective policy” that no one thought of until now will solve this problem.

I think you lack the big picture. I didn’t say, “why don’t these poor people just buy (as of now non-existent) autonomous vehicles. I said that we (and particularly Jalopnik writers) should embrace and encourage a future that democraticizes transportation. A future where a household of 8 in a 2 bedroom house (my…

Once upon a time, “Stupid poors” couldn’t afford plane tickets. Now Southwest will take you across the country for $49 bucks on a one stop.

By your logic ABS, air bags, unleaded gasoline and many other automotive advancements over the years are bad. Encouraging and embracing the tech will get it to the masses sooner.

She will learn that the prison library does have several copies of the Bible.