I think the thing to take issue here is the ‘secret button.’ Not locks generally.

He black.

WORLD STAR!!!! @lolblackpeople

Poorly said.

+3 instagram burners

No, my family celebrates Thanksgiving by desecrating Indian graves and drinking chicken broth out of the skulls of Geronimo and his kin.

Zing!!! on the Turkey!

Cowboys fan. Auto vote Jerry. Especially after this season. And the 22 seasons with one playoff win.

I don’t believe the American Experiment has failed. Don’t @ me.

He pays strippers.

That’s rocking. I thought you’d go King Diamond.

Art Briles connection?

If his administration accidentally does something right, like not repeal Obamacare, or fails to repeal tax cuts, or blocks corporate consolidation out of spite, I’ll take it. It’s not like blocking a merger will be celebrated by the “baby murder” crowd.

He doesn’t need my help.

EIGHT GAMES! C’MON GOODELL!

First of all, that illiterate jabroney didn’t write the apology. Second, it’s no surprise that Mr. “Fuck that Pussy” Crab Leg Thief is a shit head. SIX GAMES OR MORE! FUCK YOU!

I generally don’t talk to black people. The old ones seem incredibly disgruntled. The young ones are trying to show off their boxers.

Dear Black Folks,

Eat the fucking leg, dipshit.