Hopefully we can get a candidate under the age of 70 to run.

Please massa, no moe ole people.

Dear Working Class Whites,

Fake licking pussy is asking for attention.

They are hot.

Who are you fucking around with that is carrying HIV? Put the needle down, Prince.

You’re as dumb as anyone on a death penalty jury panel in Texas.

You’re the fucking worst.

That is part of the reason I tried Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper” brew. It sucked.

LaVar?

People only tell you that they’re not good at returning calls and texts because they don’t want to talk to you because you are a bitch.

Because Deadspin is 3/4 of the content without the NFL and no Drew Magary.

There’s a reason this didn’t get posted to Deadspin.

Nice catch. I was wondering what the point of the article was!

Let the Dominoes fall one by one. First Jerry’s ownership stake. Then all his Papa John’s franchises.

YESSS!!! CANNOT WAIT!!! MAY YOUR PROPHECY ARISE!!!

I like how y’all use Ryan as the antagonist when she’s doing something shitty, but switch to Becca when it’s like, oh this poor misunderstood soul.

Endless fodder - literally - for the anti-semite, anti-liberal crowd. This gives credence to so much shit out there.

Turkey what?

How did he get the Special Teams Play Watch?