What the fuck is this? It’s irrelevant and makes no sense.

China builds it, goes bankrupt, and then it’s fucked for no benefit. Yay?

Bullshit.

See my screen name. You win.

Weed?

I urge you to write in to Amazon, Todd.

Uber and Lyft exist for drunks. Can’t agree with that particular point.

I discussed this with my girlfriend and she was said, “why not just get a locker for your porch?” Besides the aesthetics, why isn’t this a good idea?

We can do both at the same time.

* Internet Tough Guy Alert *

People usually invite non-kinfolk to those events to act as buffers between them and their grating family.

I’d hate to get in the way of black folks giving themselves congestive heart failure.

Marijuana has been legalized, at least at the medicinal level, in 27(?) states. Not to equate that to opioids. Switch to safer, natural drugs.

Root. Is something going on here? You are highlighting legitimate black issues instead of fomenting anti-white bullshit. Excellent work!

I don’t have a twitter account. Somebody do it for me.

What, no! Shut down game 3. He’s money on away games.

From 2-6 p.m. on Nov. 1st. Doritos Locos. You win diarrhea.

0 sacks on the season. All the work out videos mean shit.

This take isn’t too terrible, except he would have only got to third.

DUDE I GET THAT 7 GAME FEELING! DARVISH FOR THE SHUT DOWN GAME ON AWAY FIELD!!!!