Complain about white people and hate a team you admittedly don’t watch. Wawa. Why not go with LeBatard and say the best offense in baseball got shafted by its closer?

So, did I miss the best Thursday Night o f the season and didn’t watch it and should I resume watching or no?

Holy shit. Cross country. Now they’re targeting the lesser (revenue generating) sports to make it seem fair and balanced and like they care about the principle. You should be able to use your likeness and your name. I mean, didn’t NCAA get sued for using its athletes likeness in a football video game? Sounds like…

AAARGG, the camel jockeys strike again. Wait. I think I read that label wrong.

This is gonna sound pithy, but are they or are they not just really fit for the conditions they will meet in competition? Legit question. I feel like every sport requires different conditioning. To torture an analogy, I can run fairly well and even push myself, but when I swim in a body of water outside a pool, I…

Anything where you gotta train your neck from not snapping back is a no go. I’m gonna stick to playing adult baseball without a cup as an infielder. Much lower risk. I applaud Stef for the article and the efforts needed to get the material.

How else can I inculpate a 2-year-old? Lemme try. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A YANKEE FAN!

You don’t live in Texas. Maybe...New Mexico.

who would you vote for? if you live in texas? plenty of people volunteer for political campaigns and, unless you can show that he’s got huge campaign contributions, then let some college grad pad her resume.

I thought the point was....is it Paterno bad? Is he going to be recruiting players for Art Briles’ HELL TEAM (tm)?

Honestly, I’m sorry. This isn’t Burger King. You can’t have it “your way.” Not every elected official has to check off the boxes that counter hetero, white, male. Your need to traffic in the ideal candidate as someone who is the opposite of that is a waste of time. In the end, politics are about ideas. Separate…

It’s a good effort though.

Oh right. Forgot this part. Put down the iPad.

Glad you’re not a Texas voter.

BETO: AT LEAST HE’S NOT CANADIAN

You’re right. That won’t help the DNC amass more personal wealth for its members.

Ya Beto. Sounds totally white.

Watch the ball.

I don’t know a proper way to tribute Nolan Ryan. I’ve got a signed card of him as an Angel somewhere in my house. I’m too young to remember all the stuff, but damn, you’re not gonna get a person fannin’ people on 95 mph, four seam fastballs these days. He’s like the Jaromir Jagr of baseball, 20 years before Jagr…

Go to Cuba with your freedom hating ass. And get back to the frylator. I’m hungry.