Great job by the family. If you take him off life support, you never see that green. Now you can strap him into a gold-plated wheelchair!

NEVER FORGET! 9/11 was such a weird day for me. Junior in high school. Learn about the planes hitting in computer science class. But it was sort of just a news flash. 2nd period - Spanish teacher married to a Middle Eastern dude was saying yay, “we nailed the pentagon.” I walked to the chapel for an emergency…

Hey! This country gave all those nice, black (mostly non-violent) crack addicts a roof over their heads and three square meals a day. For twenty+ years, to boot! Obammer even let some (few hundred) out as an amnesty project. I eagerly await your retraction.

Somebody pull this out of the greys.

It’s fucking generic at this point.

I believe the steps to creating the crisis were:

Really? You read that somewhere? That sounds like FAKE NEWS.

i prefer this phrasing - repealed ISIS and bombed Obamacare.

7 lines is hard to read. #illiteracy!

Jeff Sessions. Obama and his AG were doing that sort of shit with Ferguson and Baltimore.

No.

Accurate.

http://jezebel.com/5991656/watch-miley-cyrus-twerk-it-in-a-unicorn-onesie

catch.

WELCOME TO THE ROOTYPATOOTYEVERYTHINGISBLACKPEOPLE

If you think what’s happening on this blog is a reflection of reality, you need to get a grip and go interact with someone other than the local Black Panthers chapter.

Where are you at that some person can’t point a finger at the coast and half of the chubby digit hit alabama on a globe? I’ll believe it.

She doesn’t look black. Especially her hair and skin and features and body. So why not just give her the normal white girl hate? Shit, %53 of white women ya know?

Are you saying that Madison Keys is black? Nevermind, I didn’t realize there was a post with you stupid fucks getting all in an uproar. You get a hundred commenters on here and all of a sudden your world view is vindicated. I wanted Keys to win because she’s cuter than Sharapova. Were either of them grunters? …

All at once, a great cry swept across the land. All the blacks united in their glory to take credit for one woman’s accomplishment. Purely by way of racial association. But it was drowned out by the groans of Boston as Tom Brady’s career began to vanish.