WELCOME TO THE ROOTYPATOOTYEVERYTHINGISBLACKPEOPLE

If you think what’s happening on this blog is a reflection of reality, you need to get a grip and go interact with someone other than the local Black Panthers chapter.

Where are you at that some person can’t point a finger at the coast and half of the chubby digit hit alabama on a globe? I’ll believe it.

She doesn’t look black. Especially her hair and skin and features and body. So why not just give her the normal white girl hate? Shit, %53 of white women ya know?

Are you saying that Madison Keys is black? Nevermind, I didn’t realize there was a post with you stupid fucks getting all in an uproar. You get a hundred commenters on here and all of a sudden your world view is vindicated. I wanted Keys to win because she’s cuter than Sharapova. Were either of them grunters? …

All at once, a great cry swept across the land. All the blacks united in their glory to take credit for one woman’s accomplishment. Purely by way of racial association. But it was drowned out by the groans of Boston as Tom Brady’s career began to vanish.

This is A+ shit.

You should probably (re)watch Twister, just to shout at the screen - “Ya, but I did it when I was 9!”

Can you imagine keeping a burner for 5 years? I only keep mine for a few months if I manage to not post something offensive on Deadspin within the first twenty comments. Otherwise - blammo banneddo!!

This sort of good stuff never makes it to the top. That’s great.

The parents have to bury their child.

When is it ever enough?

You should send an e-mail to any of the sites under this umbrella about this. The conclusion is obvious, but the process is fascinating. I feel like a lot of good people get screened out or drop an offer because of the pressure to compromise one’s morality.

Hey baby, haven’t you heard of contingency fees?!

This quote says the Sup. Ct. struck down the law. I think you can go back to defacing it now, if you feel the need.

Blue lives matter laws - a real thing - as if killing a cop isn’t already going to get you the chair.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2749520/Do-know-Alabama-Basketball-player-DeMarcus-Cousins-hits-reporter-asks-correctly-locate-Slovenia.html

But you have to love flag enchiladas. The kind where you get three enchiladas, one with sour cream, tomatillo, and tomato (or chili con carne) sauce. It just happens to be the colors of the Mexican flag.

“WEATHER TERRORISTS!” - Dan LeBatard talking about meteorologists.

or “Pacific Grim”, user video...