Or, OR, they could have cast an actual trans person.

I had a buddy that bought an old cosmic pizza to turn into a haunted house (permanent business, not just a one time thing) and while cleaning the place out he picked up some random crate and a shit ton of knives fell out the gaps, one of which stabbed him right in the foot. Pizza knives hunger for human blood I guess.

I was excused from jury duty once for this very reason. The defendant walked into the courtroom before we heard any details of the case. I took one look at him and thought, “Child molester.” Turns out, that was exactly what he was being tried for.

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

Congrats on wanting to do what you’re supposed to fucking do.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

I don’t mean to be flip about this, but welcome to the world of reality/contest television - they exploit EVERYONE for ratings/profit. That’s the point. It just took them this long to realize that transgender was a category they could exploit for ratings & profit.

Very interesting, but did you know... she killed someone with a car!? Am I blowing your minds? Sure the police didn’t find her criminally liable, but that will not stop me from copy pasting this comment in every Jenner story. I’m superior to all you people that don’t bring this up every Jenner story.

Seriously. That would be really nice. I checked out this article and was annoyed the first time, then came back a while later to see who else had posted and forgot that the video was on autoplay so I was really confused about where the sound was coming from.
SAY NO TO AUTO PLAY.

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“More minor problems she faces after her transition — namely, what sort of bathing suit to wear.”

Here is Kim Howe, the woman Caitlyn Jenner killed with her reckless driving just six months ago.

must’ve been Amish for real, ‘;cause everyone knows that possession of a can of Coke Zero means “run the other way, dude!”

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Right? I had the exact same reaction. Popped over to their website real quick to learn that their name used to be the less-misleading Morality In Media, which I assume they changed from the even-less-misleading Prudie Pruderson and the Prudes.

This is such goddamn fucking puritanical bullshit. It has me so irritated and incredulous that I can’t form a good response. Fuck this fucking shit.

“What’s a magazine?” — The children

lol

Revlon Fire and Ice! Mom loved it. She recently (she’s almost 90) complained that Revlon lipsticks now don’t have enough product in the tube, so she’s boycotting.