Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

Today in Anirtak's Confessions: I really like my cat's butthole. It's cute, pink and always clean. I never fail to be impressed by it.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

He'll turn into an MRA screaming about women who have babies and suddenly want child support from him. ...But then he'll never actually request custody himself. ...and then he'll complain the courts favor women. ...and then he'll get another woman pregnant and she won't want his kid and then he'll scream that men have…

Yup. And you know the minute that kid needs anything more than a birthday card he's gonna be all . . .

Imagine if it was, "Daddy, I need money for an abortion."

Better than "females"? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I conceded to an abortion," says Shane Idleman, the pastor of a church called Westside Christian Fellowship. "Even as a pastor, that deicision still haunts me today. What would they look like? Would it be a boy? Would it be a girl? Their first step, saying 'daddy.' But those are just dreams, dreams that often haunt…

The total erasure of women in the video is startling and disturbing—there's not one word about what they wanted, what obtaining an abortion meant to them, or what they've gone on to do afterwards.

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"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Wrong. Bathing and cleanliness, like many other things in our country, are big business. Large scale media campaigns create anxiety over body odor, causing us to think we need a whole host of products to stay clean.

You're not supposed to shower everyday. It's bad for your skin and your immune system. It's not unhygienic to skip showers if there's no compelling need for one.

Calling it now: the New Girl episode of "Who Got Jess Pregnant?" will never be as good as It's Always Sunny's "Who Got Dee Pregnant?"

she is also a DJ and a collector of tiny dogs

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…