Are there people who get offended because you announce your child's gender yet? Is that a thing?

I HATE kids and this is the cutest fucking this I have ever seen omfg. <3 So adorable. How could anyone dislike this??

Nah, normal people just don't care as much about this as Jezebel. The more I come here, the more I realize Jezebel is like that one friend everyone has who has to hate everything just to prove how different and smart they are.

Most women have ass hair. Sorry to shatter your dreams, but it's true. Signed, someone who has worked in a salon far too long.

I used to follow Miley but unfollowed because my feed was filled with pretty much nothing BUT Miley. It scares me that she isn't even in the top ten on this list.

That looked generic.

Omg thanks for improving my boobie shaking game. <3

I hook up with A LOT of dudes, and a majority of them, at some point, have tried licking my ass. More than haven't. So either something about me attracts ass lickers, or it's more common than we think.

He's a good photographer, so regardless of the bullshit stories about him, he isn't going away.

Lol you're cute.

Soo, like in any other film where the actor has to be nude?

It's 'A Rose for Emily' not 'Roses for Emily'

I want to be mad at her for this, but it's honestly probably the smartest & safest thing for her to say.

I think you're over thinking this and giving credit where it is not due.

I'd say I hope the dog bites the shitty child, but then they would just kill it.

MTE, if they can afford plane tickets can't they get their kid a seat so she's safe? Even a bit of turbulence could knock her out of your lap if you get distracted for a minute.

The flight attendant was probably worried that the kid wasn't secure. I don't see why we should demonize her for that.

You're overthinking this. It's aimed at kids young enough to still believe in santa.

"I didn't realize that you poor Germans were sooo oppressed by black people like me." omg you're hilarious!! <3

Do you use facebook? Because they announced quite a while ago that not even your private messages are private. Some facebook employee is reading them right now. Talk all you want about how it 'should' be, it isn't. Nothing you do online is private.