What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

People on here basically have a stick up their ass about comedy when it doesn’t fit perfectly within their worldview. Dave’s monologue was amazing and hilarious. It might not have been delivered in a nice SJW approved way, but it was overwhelmingly forward thinking and Pro Black. End of the day he’s still a guy…

my dream video game is set in the city I live in. I go find my apartment. Wow, it’s there. It even has a door...this is odd; why would they have a door to a random apartment complex? I go up the stairs and find my number, 1....b. There it is. It says X to enter. This is crazy, the inside even looks the same. I press…

Jezebel writers criticizing someone who did nothing wrong? Things really are starting to get back to normal around here.

nah

Feels good man

Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they…

Good. Now all the youngin’s will see how it was like to play with corded controllers. Back in my day...

I was just such a dick to you, and you’re being nice, and now I feel bad! Tell me to fuck off!

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

I was talking about sports.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

Counterpoint: go ahead and pee in the pool. It’s fine.

I mean, I’m sure you vetted it as a journalist. But those photos look so damn photoshopped.