Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

It was cool but he couldn’t have done it without his coach and mentor.

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

Well, now we see the result of years of helicopter parenting.

Thank you for writing this, Paul. I often struggle with body-image issues; it’s sad how illogical we think about our bodies as a society. Even if my annual physical goes very well, I still feel like I should lose weight.

Fuck Trump with a rusty pitchfork, but at the same time: I have precisely zero sympathy for anyone dumb enough to enter a good faith agreement with Donald fucking Trump with money involved. Holy shit, the man has a track record decades long of going back on signed contracts, and his tenure as president has been marked…

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

no its aliens

Yuengling is ass

lol, so long as this asshole is suffering

If you want Iran to stop supporting terrorist groups, the solution is for the US to also agree to stop.

Get well Drew.

Also very familiar with your wife.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

Fuck Mike Cernovich.

In response to your opinion about tattoos, please see your other sentence:

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”