Oof. Betty Ford, you’re gonna need a hospital in addition to the addiction treatment center.

He merely LOOKS like he has.

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

I wonder what it was that finally set him over the edge. Or over the hedge, as it were.

Wait who are the Tumblr crazies? Can you point in the right direction while I go get my popcorn?

I was so paranoid about pooping near my boyfriend I went FIVE DAYS without pooping when we went on vacation. I had to confess when I couldn’t get my shorts buttoned on the way home. He laughed for five minutes and then went and bought me some apple juice.

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