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Have you ever worked in a grocery store? You are supposed to periodically stock throughout the day, and especially if there are hott sales, products, or essentials. I frequently had to stock sale items and whatnot.

Neat, but what I really wish they would drop is the long-overdue Fallout 4 “next-gen” update.

I am disappointed that the “Read More” button wasn’t brought in on the gag and relabeled “Would you like know more?”

It’s important to note, I think, that it’s not parody. Spaceballs is a work of parody - it has affection for its source material while poking fun at its inherent ridiculousness. Starship Troopers, as a genre piece, is exactly what it says on the tin. It is an over-the-top, absurd sci-fi action flick, it is not

This film always reminds me of the situation around Last Action Hero. They’re both satires that went over the heads of a lot of critics because they were action/sci-fi films. They ironically missed giving them proper critical analysis and wrote them off as simple “popcorn flicks.”

The best satire doesn’t have to be subtle, it has to be earnest. If you think that “the Irish should eat their babies if they’re so hungry” is subtle, then you might want to either recalibrate your scale for subtlety or seriously reevaluate your view on the Irish.

I don’t think anyone misunderstands the movie anymore, since every time it’s brought up everyone points a finger and talks about how fascist it is.

This isn’t Kotaku’s fault. The song was written and performed by C+C Music Factory with Martha Wash (half of the Weather Girls, aka, “It’s Raining Men”) as uncredited vocals on that song (also a bit of irony considering this clip).

No. It’s C&C Music Factory’s song, because they didn’t credit someone how they should or whatever, doesn’t mean it’s not their song. They performed music for years before and after.

Phil Spencer: We need to grow, the line needs to go up, and we’re in the business of making the line go up. If we’re not growing, the line isn’t going up, and if the line isn’t going up we aren’t growing.

It probably didn’t help that Gaming Websites had multiple articles “What does this mean?” “Is this the end of the xbox?” “What comes next?” So instead of a simple press statement they now had to go and put out fires they didn’t start.

Welcome to modern day games journalism where the writers do not understand business speak but will jump to conclusions anyway.

Alright, I get the older generations having a 7-8 year “life-cycle” because tech was rapidly advancing in more groundbreaking ways, but it feels ridiculous for this generation. It feels like we’ve barely gotten anything really cementing this generation as truly special. Sure, it could come in the next 3-4 years, but

Games still releasing ps4 versions and the ps5 is already halfway done?

If it’s so old, it should cost less. There being no price drop when the PS5 slim was released was a slap in the face to consumers everywhere.

I think it surprising most people because for well over the first two years of this things existence it was so hard to get. And many people, such as myself, have barely had their PS5 for a year and there has truly been very few games that are pure PS5 games.  Sure it’s been out for almost 4 years but it definitely

I find it odd how this surprises people.

Are we calling AC Valhalla an RPG now?

I’m confused. I have yet to see more than a handful of truly next gen games. It feels like we barely have enough legitimate next-gen titles to launch a console with. Unless the PS6 comes with something truly unbelievable I’m probably going to hold out until the “pro” variant comes out and stick with PC gaming in the

Sure is weird how Kotaku refuses to mention that this guy was trying to sell the mod for profit and this wasnt just nintendo being nintendo