I’m genuinely salty about this....Been waiting for a new Marvel: UA for ages now....man....I’m like the dead sea. 

Did you do that same bet with Bayonetta 2? Published by Nintendo means never on anything else but Nintendo.

Don’t you mean Yoshi’s Cookies?

Oh wait, team ninja, not ninja theory, I can live with that.

Man everyone getting an exclusive Marvel game except for Microsoft. :P

to preserve system resources, half the roster will be eliminated from the game

Depends on if Nintendo publishes games for X1 and PS4...so never?

Published by Nintendo...

Switch exclusive, goddammnit.

Can ya tell that the Switch is selling well?

Opting out of reviews and not having forums is a huge fuck you to consumers. I know they can be toxic but they are also how numerous developers have been pressured to actually fix their games. Taking away consumer voices is not good thing,  just because someone somewhere at some point maybe had their feelings hurt.

A single platform is more convenient for the consumer.

Where’s GOG and their DRM-free store in all this?

Nice clickbait title. Larger companies than epic have tried and failed. 

And almost nobody will use it. Yep, valve’s days are surely numbered.

Yay! A digital storefront for every game!

Not one mention of GoG?

I notice its “developer focused” which is code for come to us to improve your margins. This is the main reason other companies like EA, Activision Blizzard, Bethesda, Epic themselves and Ubisoft have storefronts. I predict prices will be the same just the devs will take a bigger cut than they do now, customers as…

THEY AREN’T REAL, ITS FICTION, NO REAL PERSON IS HARMED BY MAKING A 3D MODELS DEPICTION OF A BREAST JIGGLE

You keep putting this heavy emphasis on them being underage and therefore children while ignoring the fact that what makes a character underage isn’t solid in the states nor solid among 1st World countries. Sounds like underage to you is anything below 18, but there are more states where 16 and 17 is legal compared to…