His “I am just a confuzed old with a case of teh feeblez” schtick in the court room makes me want to jump out of my chair, get in my time machine, go back to the hearing date, drive to Sacramento, march into the courtroom, and kick the chair out from under him. Wasn’t he doing yard work while simultaneously cooking a…

But all women are interchangeable because we‘re not actually human with distinct lives and personalities.

The daily fail has, of course, her name & occupaion in their main story.

Bonnie Colwell has not yet been identified by news outlets.

Undoubtedly this man is unhinged and has been for a long time. Men, don’t take your mommy issues out on us. We are not your mommy or your Bonnie and we don’t deserve to be stalked, raped and killed for the real or perceived actions of the women in your life.

Yeah, it is fucking scary. ISIS was able to come to the power they did mostly because of the instability of the region, so if we have similar instability here, shit is going to get really bad.

One of the very first groups I ever gamed with decided that they didn’t want to protect a town from a group of orcs, because the town didn’t pay them. This group included a paladin, who basically said, “Fuck that town.” So, my low-level paladin stood in the pass, with some wooden barricades, to try to hold them off. I…

My biggest accomplishment being a pain to a DM? Playing Palladium (Rifts, specifically). Our DM loved it when people got creative with attacks, and this particular night, he had engineered an Evolve like PVP between us and a group of other players from a different group. Many of those fights were super epic. But one…

The correct answer to the prostitute question is, “She looks just like your mom, but cleaner and with better teeth.”

I remember a Serenity RPG i was once playing that was quite similar to your first story. We had just snatched this guy who had a bounty on his head and once we got back on board the ship, we found him murdered. We all blamed the rich sniper PC who had just received a very large deposit in his account so he gave us a…

Nothing beats the DM who creates a self insertion NPC who is good at nearly everything and who he tries to make indispensable so the PCs take a liking to them via throwing challenges at them that the PCs are not equipped to handle... then getting upset when the PCs roll those natural 20s and handle their business…

Not an RPG story, but reminds me of a vidyagaming session with my sibling recently.

I played in a few long campaigns and have a lot of fun / awful stories!

Tabletop games are still my main hobby, but man did I have some shitty games over the years (and not the ones where everything goes off the rails in the most amusing way possible), like:

*Sigh* I wish I hadn’t lost 50% of my Dragon mags to water damage a few years back. There were some inventively evil writers for that publication back in the day.

The first time I ever got to join a D&D group, my experience was pretty much the same as yours, Gita. Practically everyone in our group thought they were comedians and had some shtick they felt that had to do for their characters. One guy was a ranger half-dragon with daddy issues and a pet snake named Ssssslippers…

I’ve played a character like this before too. His name was Ublala and went to Wizarding School on a football scholarship. Detect Magic was poking something with a stick. Summon Goblin was picking up the goblin he just killed and throwing it at someone. His ultimate was “I cast Fist!”

I didn’t play this one, but a good friend of mine who frequently DMs for his entirely-too-comedic-for-his-own-good brother told me about it. This was the sort of guy who routinely played characters like Velvet Merlin, the flamingly straight sparklemancer from Greater Fairyton. He wanted to play a half-orc wizard, but…

you’re gonna get past all this, ellie, and you know why?