That Omarosa would take the phone into the situation room isn’t that surprising, since there have reports since January that everybody allegedly knew she recorded meetings all the time. It’s that everybody allegedly knew she recorded meetings all the time and still didn’t check her for a recording device.

So I’m just wondering about lingo. Did this mean we now say something is on Fyre and it’s like more meta? What is the new slang memeificate we got out of it? Please tell me all of it including the worst. I love using new words that aren’t proper but are deep. Like can I say I’m “gonna billymcfar it” for a half assert…

I’ve always had a soft spot for Shirley Manson, I remember seeing Garbage music videos as a little ‘un and thinking she was cool as fuck.

I started cutting off and on after the onset of reasonably severe depression when I was 15; I’m 30 now and the last time I cut was maybe three years ago. I’d like to hope that’s the…

Just a quick point: The correct past tense for “plead” is pleaded. Pled  is used but pleaded is the standard. Or autocorrect may have betrayed you, it does all of us.

Thank you. The local people who were scrambling to put shit together on that terrible beach for all of those duped rich people should be the ones getting a settlement.

As usual, the rich idiots with money to burn get richer, while the working people who busted their asses trying to pull off the impossible get nothing.

OMG I CAN’T.

So what’s the correct reaction when, several years from now, dipshit pro-life women in red states find themselves in Savita Halappanavar’s position, about to leave their first 2 kids without a mother because kid #3 miscarries and will get septic, but she can’t get an abortion because ‘heartbeat’? Because I want to be…

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

No, you don’t understand, these are deadly secrets! Like, the secrets themselves are killing people.

He should have bought a dick camera. 

All of this is space we could be using to talk about the new Neko Case album which is both awesome and feminist.

Which PAC, “think tank”, or lobbying firm does she start with next week?

Given the heartlessness that characterises this administration, can we be certain that this was a joke? Radar suggests otherwise.

Any word on the consequences for that OTHER White House employee. You know, the one who mocked McCain’s time as a POW and said he preferred military personnel who don’t get captured.

Somehow, somewhere Michelle Wolf is being blamed for this.

DIM SUM IS CHINESE NOT THAI

Harvey Terkel’s Thai servant who “practically threw” Samantha out of bed and pretended that Samantha hit her so that she could be the only woman in Harvey’s life

Ah, so when the ammosexuals all go “But we already have laws! Laws don’t work!”... they’re talking about THESE laws, right? Then they say “let’s just enforce the laws we already have” and then block any attempts at enforcement, right?