I'm sure that soon we will hear him give the classic non-apology apology.

She might be the most basic bitch of all. Houston is conspicuously missing from the list.

Brooklyn Basic + Dallas Basic = Austin Basic

A Detroit Basic will fuck up all those other basics in a minute.

As a mother in the South, this is literally my worst nightmare. I'm surrounded by it and it makes me want to die.

Just stopping by to chime in that Dallas Basic is fucking ON POINT. But you forgot the Michael Kors watch the size of salad plate.

Most irritating habit: Livetweeting her NGO's panel discussions on her personal Twitter account, obediently uses media-prescribed hashtags.

Jezebel Basic

Well, the Greeks ARE used to last-minute bailouts.....

Optimus Prime was given lips so he can eventually become a Headmaster.

So just so I'm clear, that's not a drunk,yinzer Karl Pilkington falling over in the streets, right?

"This man was arrested for being black at a country music concert."

Looks so real!

That's the weirdest boner I've ever seen.

all right, all right, you win the sophistication pin today, relax.

Call it a "sugarcane rum daiquiri". There are quite a few non-Brazilian cane rums on the market.

Maude: What's tahini?
Hostess: Flavor sauce.
Edna: And falafel?
Hostess: Crunch patties.
Helen: So, we'd be selling foreign...
Hostess: *Specialty* foods. Here, try a Ben Franklin.

sure, but what percentage of non-Brazilian humans have had cachaca or can pronounce ciapirinha, is all I meant. "Unfamiliar to the American Drinker-Ass Cocktail" went over the character limit.

they also like poop. trying putting yours on the table.