Meh, more people that will run away once this sinking ship hits the water line. Who gives two shits anyway? This site and the whole media group have been rotting like fresh produce left on a counter for two weeks, for years now. 

Co sign on the messy pours. See my comment above about this solution to this glaring design flaw in the manufacturer of their products

The problem is not with the technique but with the vessels being used. The issue is that the lip of the pouring bowl (and almost everyone bowl on the market, no lie) is that there is a major design flaw that no one has overcome until a few years ago. It took a physicist at Brandeis Univ. in Mass to redesign the lip of…

and in Ohio I believe 

The only actor in Saving Private Ryan who is black is Vin Diesel...

Ronald Khalis Bell, lead singer of Kool & The Gang passed away four days ago, but I don’t see y’all mothafuckas pouring any love out for his groundbreaking ass.

Toots is great, but Kool & The Gang rings eternal.

Can you share a keyword or two for a search about the article you mentioned? I believe, I’m just looking for that article, curious about it.

So here is where you, this recipe, and any other jamoke who things that Watermelon can be grilled is completely fucking wrong. I’m going to go deep and get pedantic (sp?) but this is based on empirical evidence, not some pithy take on non-meat burgers.

The maillard reaction needs DRY surfaces to occur. Watermelon is…

Try Crude Bitters out of Raleigh, NC. Astounding bitters. They are still delivering via mail. 

“paternal and maternal families trace their roots” You mean your parents lolol Why you 2 words when fifty words work, amirite...

gtfoh and back to the Peshawar lol

There was nothing groundbreaking about a televised therapy session, a shitty televised therapy session at that. Comedy specials are supposed to be FUNNY. F-U-N-N-Y. I don’t give a fuck about the trauma you endured, UNLESS YOU MAKE THE TRAUMA FUNNY, you fucking dolts. This was useless, a waste of time, and only proved…

Cuz serious eats is a fucking joke now...?

You forgot to mention that Sodexo is one of the largest purveyors of jail food in the country...

You fucking hackneyed, bush league, amateur bullshit food blogger.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO IOWA, WRITE A FOOD ARTICLE ABOUT IOWA FOOD, AND NOT HAVE A FUCKING MAID-RITE SANDWICH as part of your review, YOU FUCKING HACK. Did you do any oppo-research on where you were heading in the first place???

Like seriously, if you…

You fool, you didn’t think to put a pickle between the contacts...

Try that experiment, and tell me what you accomplish...

Penn and Teller wrote about this in their famous tome, “How to play with your food”

What 8 year old video?

Why is your list so short and non-comprehensive?

Except that the author claimed Samosa as a meat pie (even tho Indians don’t eat meat like that (meat traditionally in meat pies))

Seeing as America is a country of immigrants and stolen Indian land, there is no true American culture short of the melting pot where all “American” food is based on recipes brought to this country by immigrants.

This is the closest thing America has.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natchitoches_meat_pie

This guy’s gramgram sounds like a Member of the Schrute Beet empire...