I think that the take-away here, is someone needs to follow her for the rest of her life, and where ever she ends, ensure that a simple axiom is applied, simply known as  “The Internet Never Forgets,” and let the State Bar where ever she ends up know how this trifflin asshole really feels. So basically, someone please…

Had a pair of the Butter Gloves. The seam near the wrist and the the clip connection point split not 3 months after owning them. Could be a fluke, but had higher expectations. 

Had a pair of the Butter Gloves. The seam near the wrist and the the clip connection point split not 3 months after…

“How Close is Too Close?”

Do you know about the Tueller Drill aka the 21 ft rule?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill

That’s the ynytyatyve!

Johns Hopkins is currently looking to further gentrify the Middle East neighborhood of Baltimore by allowed Campus police to be armed and give them greater legal police powers. Fucking Universities are the worst.

Also, What Would Jesus Do?

Fuckin white women from Loudoun County are the herpeAIDS of demographics in the DMV

Bruv, you act like this is new.

Before Amazon gave you a digital catalogue to order your weirdest desires, Montgomery Ward pioneered that shit in the 1890s with a fucking BOOK of their retail items and you sent fucking LETTERS in the MAIL to order shit.

Boarding houses and Single-Room Occupancies (SROs, think the…

Voyage d’ Hermes, which I’ve found at Sephora, makes my eye lids flutter when I smell it. It’s expensive but worth it. 

Voyage d’ Hermes, which I’ve found at Sephora, makes my eye lids flutter when I smell it. It’s expensive but worth…

WHere do I find half of these? I love cologne and need some new stuff but my options are limited to mall type stores, but am in a big enough metro for higher end stores also

WHere do I find half of these? I love cologne and need some new stuff but my options are limited to mall type…

Culpeper is in a completely opposite direction, Magellan....

Had a friend from HS die at the Dickerson Quarry after falling off the cliff.

Jefferson?

Damn, you’re some blue ridge babies up there. Used to live in Charles Town, up the holler, down the crick from that part of Loudoun...

I dare you to drink the lung fluid...

What is the fluid consisting of? White blood cells? Plasma? Infection? Educate a high mothefucka. 

You’re a fucking monster and you should never be allowed to make chili ever again. A fucking savage. 

Does your husband have any opinion about Flaxseed oil seasoning of Cast Iron pans, and also, does he have concerns about a home oven seasoning a cast iron pan?

culminating with some Press Your Luck climaxing...
“No Whammy No Whammy No Whammy STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP”

Do you live near White River Junction?