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She has been identified: Alison Ettel 

Says the Salaryman burner account. 

Not being the grammar police, but it’s “Heifer”...

“Ooooo, Little Capitalists, how cute, lemme buy three.”

Only if they’re white, tho. This fucking piece of shit needs to get her karma comeback HARD.

PLS SOMEONE FIND WHO SHE IS AND DOXX her pear-shaped ass

I was drunk and angry last night, obv...

You might be better off buying a few large Cambros and sealing the left over flour in the cambros. 

San Marzano Tomatoes are a fucking scam

#JewishSoulFood

Ok, I’m a bit drunk too early today, can you go over the recipe again, pls

For once, I’m not hating on these ideas, but are you sure trying to make home cooks fuck with Koji and not run the risk of actually food poisoning themselves? Like I trust restaurant chefs and old mama-sans to fuck with Koji, but trying to make your own cultures at home outside of yoghurt makes me pause for concern.

that’s just shy a half ounce(ish) of a pound of fucking fentanyl. Ever after stepping on that 9-10x, you’re looking at prob 100k worth of final product for the end user.

Scoot McNairy is one of the worst actors I’ve ever watched on screen. Bordering on Alden Ehrenreich and Ansel Elgort Territory. Such pieces of shit, hollywood should never cast them again. 

Fuck these assholes. We should’ve nuked that entire fucking island to prevented these fuckers from ruining peoples lives by overworking them. Yes thermonuclear holocaust is better than salaryman culture that popped up. FUck them all.

They are both malignant tumors of people and unreal pieces of shit and deserves to be raped in prison (where they will both end up) and then have their fucking faces caved in by some violent predator or Porn-stache type guard. No quarter no sympathy.

What good is spending 80 bucks on only 21 games, like why the hell couldn’t we get like a hundo. Not worth it, cheaper to buy a raspberry pi and get a hundred games

What good is spending 80 bucks on only 21 games, like why the hell couldn’t we get like a hundo. Not worth it,

I love that I don’t even know the generic white guy in the league now. Which Whitey-on-the-Moon are you referring to?

You mean, Tariffs, Donald??

The Curb Your Enthusiasm Music is so fucking apropos for that scene.