I guess you can say it turned out to be a yeast...infection

I guess you could say it was a yeast...infection

Or a burner email address?

Do you have a kik s/n, where you and I could get in touch directly, no dick jokes, no raysism, just weird resume shop talk?

#TooLate

I agree the PAR approach sounds solid; but who has that much space in a one page resume to fill out a huge narrative to explain one anecdote about your professional experience

That’s your fault for reading trashy blogs on your lunch break, champ. Enjoy whatever you’re having for lunch. xoxo

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF A STEVE MARTIN/RICK MORANIS MOVIE...

Ehhhh, Christopher Kimball lost my loyalty when he left ATK cuz he is seemingly a douche.

#ATKSquad4Lyfe

good to see you sneaking out of WitSec, Hendree

Think of those chompers munching on her fartbox

How is Dakota Johnson a “thing” ?

You mean take a page out of the Dan Snyder-guide on how to Manage a NFL Franchise into the ground...?

Natto, fermented soy beans

I miss the Sizzler like no one’s business. The only place to get shitty delicious fried shrimp and make your own taco bar.
Always reminds me of my grandparents visiting town. The last Sizzler I found was in Eugene, Oregon in 2009, but Idk if it is still open.

As Dwight said “Tres tres declasse”

Scissor...brothers...?

We do not need more programs about white bitches. Let alone grifter white bitches.

Wrong. She is not married, if you actually listened to the interview, she is engaged to the lead singer of some whiteboy band named “Dawes,”

She WAS married to the junkie singer/songwriter Ryan Adams, but not she is not currently married.