I think the most fucked up thing about this is THAT THIS IS NOT MANDATORY. Racist Becky and Justin can simply choose not to attend. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS SOLVE ANYTHING. FUCK YOU STARBUCKS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.
Guess its time for dunkin donuts from now on. Shit.

wait, has this been proven? I was always freaked out by her Westworld like demeanor, but damn, fake voice. wtaf.

omfg this is what I came here for. Her voice is so fucking unreal, like that can’t be real, she has to be a Host from Westworld. Like wtf woman. This isn’t a gender thing, this is a “What the fuck are the sounds coming out of your mouth??”

Like that APP from like 10 yaers ago that cost $1k, and all it was was a digital jewel that showed up in your phone’s screen, wasn’t it called “I’m Rich, Bitch” or something?

You...don’t? You just get the seeds from the melon and plant them?

Do you know how botany and horticulture work? Because from your comment, I don’t think you understand these basic concepts...

#SnitchesGetStiches
#And2-5forObstructionofJustice

Eddie Huang once made a good point that if he ever saw Tostilocos in a bourgie restaurant, he would pop a blood vessel.

Stupid gringo...“elote guy” would you call a chef a cook? No, the proper term pinche guey is “ELOTERO”

If you were actually a Los Angeleno, you would know that, fucking Orange County trash.

The only way you would stop our suffering is if you stopped masquerading as a writer and got another job in another sector far away from Deadspin readers. Seriously, how creatively bankrupt is this site, reposting 2 year old articles that links to 5-7 year old articles. What’s the fucking point any more for you?

Albert…

Also, can Deadspin and associated sites STOP FUCKING LINKING TO STUPID TWITTER VIDEOS THAT NEVER FUCKING LOAD ON YOUR SITES. LIKE FUCK, ACTUALLY LOAD THEM AND EMBED THEM. THEY NEVER FUCKING LOAD.

Fuck these dumb nukkas. Smdh, no wonder Shaq sounds like that, too many bells rung. Or not enough bells rung to begin with, Fucking pieces of shit.

Brandon is correct, you need to balance the egg placement.

Dude one of my gay friends in college worked at Cedar Point, and the highlight of his summer was coming back to campus and telling everyone he got chlamydia from a rando hook up in the workers dorms. jfc

No. Especially when the deserve it. Like you, Groutsucker.

You obviously have never met an alcoholic who loves to find any creative way to buy booze.

You think they will actually keep track? “Oh no, don’t pay us more money, we don’t want to nickle and dime you”

Have you ever been to any amusement park, you dumbfuck?

I sincerely appreciate falling into a hole reading about Davies v Grossmont case

It is spelled “BOURGIE,” BOUGIE.

Yeah, he dead

I want to vomit all over you due to an intense laughing fit based on rage laughter because I don’t know where you get the fucking audacity to expect anyone in this economy to be that blessed. Your editors or who ever told you to write this article are fucking morons.

This device sucks making cold brew. Don’t waste your money. I wasted my money by thinking that this being on sale meant it was going to be worth the savings. It is not. It is very poorly designed and the devices make very weak cold brew.

This device sucks making cold brew. Don’t waste your money. I wasted my money by thinking that this being on sale…