Wow. Just wow. You are just brimming with peak whiteness. Glad to see how racist your parents raised you.

No anger. The only anger here is from your parents at your poor life choices.

Contract brewing? Not enough local capacity?

This is a great love letter to sandwich shop. Respect.

This isn’t trolling. This is an empirical fact, bitch. Corporate BBQ and BBQ condiments are the epitome of white people food stuff. You just ad hominem attack and don’t try to refute the basis of my accurate claim.

If you don’t understand, your Aryan parents raised you well.

I still don’t understand how you equate a line-up of bottles, to the author’s ethnic heritage? Sounds like you might be a bit raysist. I

I still don’t understand how you equate a line-up of bottles, to the author’s ethnic heritage? Sounds like you might be a bit raysist. I

Prove me wrong. That is some white shit. You just don’t want to own your racial mediocrity.

The only raysist thing here is you friendo.

Fuck your brand name chemicals. I buy that shit from some old guy whose van is behind this Persian restaurant in my town. Name brand chemicals are for aristocrats like you.

Wait, so you’re admitting you’re raysist?

Ummmm...jealous of shitty bbq sauce? I think not good child.

And now it’s made in a factory by a food product conglomerate.

Who is oppressed? Not me, colonizer.

My life isn’t added to by my complaint about whiteness of bbq sauces. I’m simply saying that the line-up provided is weak sauce (literally) and it’s a shame they wasted server space on this mess. Also, so we’re clear, you’re the Raysist who brought Mr. Pang into the convo. I was commenting on the line-up of bottled…

It’s easier than you think fam. It’s all about spend $15 for components of sauce, and then just fucking the world is your oyster (sauce) to make a sauce that meets your desired flavor profile.

#LoveYourHandle

I’m not running a gotcha corporate commercial, it’s just buying canned/jarred/bottled shit is a cop-out when making it is easier than most people realize.

Sorry, you’re already attending to that job, so I’ll leave the experts to it.