I INVENTED YELLING AT PEOPLE AND I WILL FIGHT YOU WITH MY YELLS.

Like, Mathews and Eichner aren’t serious here right?

PETA makes me want to eat MORE meat. Just out of spite.

#FlightlessPrivilege

Ingrid Newkirk can fucking kiss my fat ass. She is a disgusting cretin who abuses people’s genuine goodwill for animals to advance the agenda of her ridiculous terrorist group, whose philosophy has NEVER stood up to reasonable scrutiny. If you care about animals, PLEASE find a reputable, not-terroristic organization…

Especially since to me PITA = Pain In The Ass.

(┛ò__ó)┛...(@PETA)

They are very efficient at making generally important / meaningful things (animal rights and welfare) seem completely stupid and ridiculous.

how does one even begin to unpack this? is this why the phrase #icanteven became popular? i feel like this is the moment it was made for.

Below Decks Med sucks but you must give Dallas another try. It is fantastically awful.

To teach you how capitalism works.

1.) Devon Sawa is hilarious

Oh you know he practiced that shit so it would look professional af.

“Bethenny overhears LuAnn joking about Bethenny getting the same haircut as her.”

Gang rape is horrible, violating and illegal. Gang bangs are often loving, empowering, and consensual sexual acts. If all the participants were under age, and the girl was a willing participant, this was a gang bang. Coercion, and this was a gang rape.

My baby sneezed puréed squash all over me the other day and all I could muster was “blennnnnn” and thus I agree. Blen is all they will ever be.

Can u not with the Gwake. This is more Blen, don't ya think?

RIGHT?!?!?!?! AHHHHHH

I just don’t see how calling someone things like “curry scented bitch,” “sand n*****”, “punjab” etc... is supposed to remind someone that you are all in the same boat. Like why didn’t she come out saying what she said in the text? “Hey man, we’re all people of color being marginalized in this industry. Can you please…

I feel like even if you might have a blunt but refreshing perspective on racism, it kinda isn’t that valuable if you yourself have a long documented history of using ethnic or homophobic slurs.