Poor Lil Kim those pictures are exactly why we need Black Girls Rock and Black Girl Magic and Lemonade. Because even when you are a badass rapper you can still feel the need to whiten yourself

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

Also: “At least the Aaliyah biopic was regulated to Lifetime”

Did you first think Prince was gay?

i think james franco WANTS to be bisexual, but isnt attracted to men. like he wants to be able to tell people he is bi, lol

yeah. last time something about her was posted and i said the same thing, and someone kind of called me out by saying ‘well cant a woman be bad ass and still have a shitty husband?’ and they were right. so i’ve tried to separate that part from why i dont like her and ive realized i just dont find her very witty, smart…

This is why you set calendar reminders on your phone to cancel “free” trials.

I had mine done the other day and when she drew them in I said “you know that I didn’t ask you to add, I asked you to take” (we’re friends). I realized that I had hit maximum caterpillar and something had to give.

What pisses me off most, personally, is that he says he just wants to have a conversation about an area of scientific controversy, yet he has refused to screen my documentary.

and it protects your blankets from your skeeve so you don’t have to wash them as often! Top Sheets are like underwear for your bed!

For a second there, I thought you were saying people didn't use fitted sheets which seriously disgusted me. Top sheets finish the bed before the blanket and offer extra warmth. Besides, it's nice to crawl up with it.

I’m trying to figure out if that is better or worse then my dream where I was struck in the labyrinth in Hellraiser. I ended up getting saved by Pinhead and having vanilla sex with him.

Oh, I hope this feud continues.

honestly, except for the weird wording, that was a good response.....I don’t know what to do right now....

I really don’t understand why Robbie Turner keeps getting saved in this competition. I keep expecting her to pull something out of the bag after she’s been so close to bottom so many times, but she’s still so boring. I thought it would be her and Naomi bottom, with Robbie going home. Betty was at least fascinating and…

Er, I’m the type of person that picks up bones I find while out on walks. I have whole and partial skeletons of various critters boxed up, skulls, other random bits...I’d be very tempted to swipe a human femur of I came across a place like this. Not for religious purposes, I just like bones.

I’d say it’s depression (which can absolutely manifest as physical symptoms) being exacerbated by menopause.

I have a couple severe invisible diseases so I get it but I also have zero sympathy for people who are milking illnesses to get attention. Yolanda saying her daughter’s DUI was because of this, for example, was absolute bullshit. I would say her giant exploded breast implant was undoubtedly making her sick. I’m sure…

In the future, historians will wonder why we listened to the useless advice given to us by our medical establishment and didn’t pay more attention to these enlightened celebrities who have warned us against the dangers of vaccines, thetans, and chronic lyme disease.