Hillary Clinton is the only one to blame if Hillary Clinton loses. She’s a terrible candidate that’s pissed away huge leads in two consecutive elections.

No. I don’t believe it. Fuck that.

Do not taunt 2016. He is a thin-skinned and cruel year, and there are still 3+ months yet.

That, sir, earned a golf clap. It even proves that brilliant jokes don’t have to be cruel.

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I was tearing up when I wrote it, so we’re even?

For my 12 birthday, my godfather took me to the weekend rounds of the 1955 Canadian Open. It was super boring watching all those good old boys on the course, till we started following this young, athletic American player. He ended up winning the tournament and I was a fan ever afterwards. He was such an exciting…

Incredible humanitarian, did a ton of work to make golf accessible to the masses as well as the classes (hell, his personality alone drew working people to take up the game--and if a tournament came by their city, you bet they’d enlist in Arnie’s Army for a day or two), and he wasn’t half bad at spoiling a good walk.

I’ll be toasting a legend tonight with his signature drink. But I’m also watching the Bears on SNF, so I’ll be throwing a splash of bleach in there.

We knew something was up when he didn’t hit the honorary first tee shot at the Masters this year. Just crushing news. Today sucks dick. We lose a legend in Arnie on the back of losing a should-be legend in Jose Fernandez. Fuck you, 9/25/16.

THIS. THIS is a good joke! I bow.

Long live The King.

Seriously, man.

The world just lost a great humanitarian. He also happened to be a golfer.

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

Dear God,

2016, you’re done here. It’s time for you to leave. You can even keep your security deposit, but please, just ... go.