He was young while he was in Boston. His lack of intelligence manifested itself more as goofy behavior and good ol’ boy having fun type of stuff. I laughed when he danced on the field with a Coors Light box on head after the 2007 ALCS.

Papelbon’s gonna be in so much trouble when Trump’s “Speak English” program kicks in.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Quite possibly your best post, Marchman. Great job.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

“Hey lets play A-Rod at third you guys”

I got no kinja snark for you. This is a good article.

Well done. This is how to do a “distillation take.”

Marchman, this is good as hell.

Despite A-Rod’s flaws as a person and a player, and there many, there’s no denying what he did in breaking the Centaur barrier in baseball.

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

This might be the best thing ever written about modern baseball.

Do we not like him? I like him.

His weak-ass apology:

I’m ugly and poor but have a big dick.

Once again proving that straight men cannot for the life of them take decent dick pics.

Been there, man. If only there was a way to not take pictures of my dick,then I couldn’t accidentally tweet them.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

I don't care how many genius scientists thought- experiment this, I will never buy the concept of the multiverse. Not in the abstract, and certainly not like we see parallel universes in Fringe and Star Trek. They're so silly, I can't believe anyone can buy them as science fiction.