Great list, but You forgot “Great locker room presence”

Clearly a highly effective tactic that has led Dwight to multiple championships and MVPs

Best to get on the good side of this wrestler so he won’t be taking $115 million from you guys in the future.

I have a nice F150 I want to stuff that engine into!

no idea whether serious or sarcastic

“no, you do not shoot a torpedo and blow a hole in the ice”

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

This is not terrible:

Centerfield to 3B you say?

Lmao more fun than these cars... get your head out of your Puke’s exhaust

It's not fast, and it's not a hatch. It's a regular old CUV with some funky styling.

But did you win?

And Subaru is missing out on the fun.

These are truly wonderful times we live in.

Graverobber is really lobbing one in for us to end the week.

Not familiar with boxing, are we?

Well, why else would the kid on the bench be wearing that “Always Dripping” shirt?

“Diesel Brothers?" Is this shit actually a real thing?

I hate them as much as I hate Phil Collins.