Well, you just praised him on the line above, so, there’s that.

Well done, Sir!

This, surprisingly, isn’t bad. The only thing that makes me want to projectile hurl is all the flames. Why on the fucking gauges?

To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

For what it’s worth, it sounds like your eldest daughter is an intelligent, thoughtful young woman. I was so impressed by the maturity and clarity of her responses. She seems to be doing really well, and I think she’ll make an excellent grown-up.

I’ve built my reputation because of DSMs. DSMs are what I’m known for. These cars are who I am. I’ll tell you right now this price is fucking low. There’s dudes selling ragged out overly modded high mile cars at 6k and selling them same day.

My only experience driving through Nebraska on I-80 was a random January day when there were 55 mph crosswinds coming out of Canada. We stopped at a rest stop, and everyone had to walk at a 45 degree angle to actually move anywhere. When I got out of the car, the wind nearly ripped the door off the hinges. A little…

Seriously? I’m far from a DSM fan, the worst american manufacturer partnered with the worst japanese does not make for quality vehicles but this car they got right. The motor has a reputation on par with the 2JZ and LS for being cheap and indestructible plus its an AWD coupe. A clean example for beater money is NP all…

Dang, being anywhere near 6 inches must give you a hell of a Napolean complex.

WOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m 5'11"

I’ve had the biggest soft spot for these cars ever since I stumbled across Car and Driver’s simulator game for MS-DOS. I killed countless hours in there hooning this since it was closest to the actual car I owned at the time.

I for one think it’s worth it simply for the fact that you can’t find any of these that haven’t been modified well beyond the borders of good taste, nor beat to fuck, nor with eleventeen-squajillion miles. NP for rarity alone. Hell, NP in general. I'd buy this in a second, if I was closer to Canada, and had just north…

I never quite understood why labs didn’t process pre-fight samples before the fight. I know the promoter wouldn’t be happy, but if a guy in each of the main event fights pisses hot, then they shouldn’t be fighting. Slice gets his win converted to an N.C. and I guess if Shamrock had won it would be the same result. But…

Viagra rapid tabs …

Seeing how Kimbo was huffing & puffing in that fight, I think he needs all the drugs he can get. Lipitor, Symbicort, Alli, etc.

Wow. Who knew Centrum Silver contained steroids?

Correction! Porsche does have automatic emergency braking.

Any “luxury” car (frankly, any car) in 2016 costing over $40,000 should be coming standard with LED lighting all around. LEDs aren’t made of liquid gold. They last far longer and use loads less power. Xenon headlights were all the rage... in 2005. And oh boy, lane departure warnings! The one smart driving feature that…

Not bad. Not bad at all! Tomorrow I’m starting a crowdfunding to buy me one.

Aw, I miss Behind Closed Ovens!