“Johnny, we’re releasing you”

There’s a GIANT difference: if you’re in prison, you can still have hope.

Peyton Manning last year was the worst QB in the league. It wasn’t close.

So uh bring in Sanchez and RG3 and hope whoever you draft in the third round becomes the next Tom Brady. Sounds like a solid plan

I’m guessing Elway just can’t find his old uniform?

Lets be honest here: Sanchez is a step up from what Peyton was putting out last year.

You guys scoff, but I’d count the Sanchize’s 4/4 TD to INT ratio as better than a certain retired horse’s 9/17.

Makes sense. The Broncos won the SB with a dead guy at QB, so they figure they can do it again with a guy with a dead career.

This will need to get updated:

Because the moron general manager bought in to the bullshit hype about him.

If it’s Brown, flush it down!

Right now Jerry Jones is being Tazed and duct taped to a chair, so he can’t get to his cell phone to call Manziel’s agent.

Johnny Manziel looks sad. Johnny, why you so sad? The Browns just cut you. Time to celebrate by nose skiing through a mountain of pure Columbian yayo!!

Hitting people is what got him here. I don’t think the Dallas PD would look to kindly on more cases

Yeah, I’ve heard that old saying before. It’s “sometimes you’ve got fight fire with a flaming bag of dog shit.”

At least now Johnny Football can put this mess with the Browns behind him and focus on what’s most important: St. Patrick’s Day.

This seems like something many people have said before, but it’s the first time I’ve read it so +1.

Remember when ESPN and the NFL Network were practically begging for this guy to be drafted in the 1st Round of that Draft? Set aside the whoring they did for him (which they also do for so many other athletes) their talent evaluation of him as an NFL caliber quarterback was so off.

If he’d just start hitting people with passes then most of this could be avoided.

How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.