Wanna bet an ex left him for a black dude somewhere along the line? Or he’s got a massive inferiority complex about a tiny penis?

If you have enough money, or if you’re in our government, then you’re above the law.

Because all that really, truly matters here is the money.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Just have the cameras immediately cut to the owner’s box after every play so a wealthy white guy wearing clownishly large rings can properly modulate the emotions of the viewing audience.

Finally, a Trump story that his supporters can’t “But Clinton...” because they would lose their damn minds if Chelsea did this.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

i think we all win by lupe not retiring...consider it a blessing

they’re further evidence of the complete razing of hip-hop’s founding ideology. Where and from whom rap emerged, and what the culture was supposed to mean and value, is almost completely irrelevant now. In place of those values has been the ascent of cold, amoral economic analysis.

I think it’s telling that anytime someone wants to mention that Minaj is a “technically proficient rapper”, or some such thing, they always and exclusively mention the Monster verse. It’s undeniably good, even really good, but 6 years is a long time to coast on one verse...

Who gives the remotest of fucks if they are a “gold star family.”

The anger should be about the movement of an American citizen, any American citizen, being restricted because the president doesn’t like him.

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

Weird how he lobbied hard for someone who was most likely a genuinely bad dude, but doesn’t care much for the guys who are just kind of knuckleheads.

“TO and Moss shouldn’t be in there!”, says the guy who’s only in there because Peyton fell into his lap in 1998.

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle.

I went and saw it yesterday and six people got up and walked out about 75% of the way through. I really want to know what movie they thought they were going to see.