Not only did she not lie, this was some straight up Ocean’s 16 shit, jesus.

An arrest just in time for the new season!?

Yeah well milking it for the sympathy doesn’t make her less of an asshole.

Waiting for the Republican outrage about how entitled and out of touch Hollywood stars are alienating half of America. Even though we will have a President who is an out of touch, former Hollywood star who alienates half of America.

First of all, that isn’t spearing. Second, while not at the last possible second, the QB was trying to throw while falling back and down (looked like his toe caught the dirt which you can see in the gif). If he was standing straight up, he gets hit in the chest. Hard hit, rightfully penalized but I wouldn’t say dirty.

the whole “we needed to lose one” ideology is such bullshit. If your team needs to lose to be reminded that you aren’t perfect, your team is full of delusional idiots.

It absolutely astounds me that after the worst Browns season ever, that they are still not the worst run franchise in the league. Close. But good lord.

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

Yeah but she would still beat Mayweather.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Here is what I would like to believe is a reenactment of how Kim felt after that call.

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Because the Grayson Allen stories in March will be so much fun to follow...

MAH GAWD... THAT’S MATT MCGLOIN’S MUSIC! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

I’m not, and have never been, a Bulls or Florida fan ... and I hate that Noah is bad now. There was a solid period of time when you could go to war with that dude. He could’ve been a major part of a championship team. I don’t give a shit that people didn’t like him — he played hard every single game, and he was really…

God: “Because you have poor decision skills”

Marijuana.