How... Jewish of them.

Story time: a fuckbuddy of mine was running for Congress here in my country last year. I barely ever use Twitter, but I wrote a supporting message once and the people in charge of his campaign retweeted it. Something like two hours later I got this email from a woman claiming to be his girlfriend for the past ten…

a) again, it was a dude.

Except, the order is three appetizers. That's not a lot of food. There's no way to interpret three appetizer orders (one of which is lettuce wraps, ffs) as something only a fat person would order.

It's very strange watching people create their own bizarre justifications for removing skin from the genitals of an infant baby. The skin is meant to be there! Human males were not designed to have their foreskin removed. It's like suggesting we should be automatically removing the tonsils of all children, on the…

I also think your mother should have swallowed.

Oh fuck off with your smegma diatribe, you're as bad as a frat bro dissing vaginas as being fishy smelling. Grow the fuck up. You support an act that denies bodily consent. You sure have bought into the propaganda. As a European I find such exclamations entirely dubious. You know what extra precautions are taken?…

Yeeeeaahh...my ex was uncircumcised and he was always clean. All you have to do is, you know, wash it.

By 'extra precautions' do you mean 'showering daily'?

Definitely not the same as vaccination. That doc be trollin.

Dry humping involves touching, so I don't think anything in the video would qualify as dry humping.

I agree that that's wrong, but that is a whole other issue from sexual consent, and the complaint goes across the board for all humiliating pranks, whether sexual themed or not.

Not in the sense of sexual consent. I agree that there are ethical issues with video taping anybody for prank purposes and putting them on the internet without their consent, but to conflate this with the issue of sexual consent doesn't make sense to me.

Right there with you. 30 minutes from feet hitting the floor to the front door closing. It's a hard sell to convince me to get up earlier so that I'll feel more rested....

Generally, people celebrate when they win something, especially when the victory is historic..

He's already made it clear that he doesn't give even a semblance of a shit about the safety of the people preparing his food; he only cares about the bullshit illusion of safety for the people eating it.

Jesus you're dense. No one is arguing against safety regulations. We're arguing that this particular safety regulation is counterproductive. Have you never heard of bureaucracy before? Because you'd make a prime bureaucrat — so long as everything's been sanctified with paperwork, it's safe, and to hell with actual…

Gloves are dumb because cooks wash their hands but no one is going to wash their gloves. You can dirty your glove on something and not realize it and then go back to cooking. Everything hands touch, gloves touch. Gloves provide only an illusion of cleanliness in a setting like a kitchen.

I say yes. How many years have you worked in a kitchen? I cooked for 5 years through my BA. Your hands are tools, and they can be kept clean. Gloves give the illusion of food safety, but they don't actually make food any safer to eat than if you keep your hands clean, your nails trimmed and don't work when you're…

1. Don’t say “Anything I can do, please shout/call” or similar. Offer to do something, anything. Real tangible things. “Can I come over for a coffee?” or “Can I bring you anything from the supermarket?”—anything that’s an actual do. You learn to hear “anything I can do, please call” as “I have no idea what to say and…